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Why I Hate Going To The Movies

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Enough said.

But seriously, everyone has been to the movies enough to know that you should turn off your cell phone before the film starts and not talk the entire time. The fact that messages like this are still even displayed is pretty lame, but maybe people just can’t read?

Two of my more recent trips to the local theater were pretty much ruined by dumb ass people. The first was a few months ago when Josh and I went to check out a movie (I can’t even remember which it was because I was so pissed). The show starts and there are a few people behind us just talking it up… not even whispering, just flat out talking in their normal voice, acting a fool. This goes on for several minutes before someone asks them to be quiet. They just laugh it off and carry on, before more people get involved. Josh even spoke up once.

Eventually someone decided to go report them to the manager, which didn’t seem to do much good. After a bit, however, a security guard came into the theater and of course everyone shuts up. Not wanting them to get away, Josh blurts out, asking them to please be quiet or leave. This was enough to trigger the security guard to come up and investigate. Thankfully, they shut up from that point on and I believe they even left the movie before it was over.

Fast-forward to today, when Keith, Airica, Matt and myself went to check out the new Wolverine movie. The theater wasn’t too crowded so I had high hopes for an enjoyable time. NOPE, no such luck.

Not even two minutes into the movie, the guy behind Matt gets a phone call and answers it. WTF! He turned around and asked the guy “did you really just answer that?”. The guy just keeps talking so Matt asks if he is going to hang up and the guy just stares at him. Matt gets mad and is like “hang up the f*ing phone” to which the guy replies something like “I’ll hang you up”. Matt then says he wishes he would, but the guy never does anything. Then some lady a few seats down from the guy pipes up and is all like “You don’t need to be talking like that in front of my children” - or something along those lines. Matt then has words with her too. Then she says something about how the guy on the phone “wasn’t even that loud” and he was being louder than him. At this point I’m bracing for a riot lol.

Things quiet down after this but there was another idiot near the front row that would open his phone every 20 minutes or so which was really bright and distracting. Disaster.

Should Matt have been so vulgar? Probably not. Am I glad he said something? Yes.

This crap happens all the time at our local theater and 99% of the time, people are too scared to stand up and say anything. So, it just goes on and on. Pretty much all of my friends hate going to the movies because of this and I know we aren’t alone.

I don’t really know what can be done, but the theater staff should at least try to limit this kind of activity. It’s sad when the thought of having someone monitor the crowd for behavior is appealing.

Have you ever had a less-than-pleasant experience at the movie theater?

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Comments

  1. Matt Said,

    Hah! I only got “vulgar” after the guy ignored me the first two times I asked if he was going to stop talking.

  2. Kattikawn Said,

    Seriously, this is why I only go to the theater like twice a year. And every time I do, people like that ruin the experience.

    I’m so glad Matt spoke up. If only the bitch in the back row had been asked why hearing the word “fuck” is worse for her spawn than letting them watch a movie with blood and violence. I can’t stand when people use their fragile brats as a convenient excuse.

  3. peter Said,

    I can relate to what you are talking about. That’s why I don’t go to movies very often. Even if no one is talking at a loud voice there are always these people chewing adn slurping. No thanks. Long live Netflix

  4. Brett Said,

    Thanks for expressing this. I’m glad to see someone speak out about it.

    I have had very similar experiences in the theater. These experiences have caused me to stay away from movie theaters from now on. The only difference for me is that in my area, you get guys who are very prideful and don’t allow themselves to be hushed. They will basically almost start a physical brawl if someone tries to tell them to be quiet or to put away their phone.

    It is my opinion that sooner than later, there will be political action taken against theater rudeness. I’m betting that something’s going to be done that will keep individuals from opening or answering their cell phone in a movie.

    Theaters can help limit this by becoming more strict with their policies. For instance, if they see a cell phone during a movie, you’re gone. If they see unnecessary talking during a movie, you’re gone. Then they’d need to publish those rules clearly for all to see.

    That’s my input on the situation.

  5. Matt Said,

    Brett, easier said than done… as soon as a worker or “the man” come into the theater, all violators will hush up with the quickness.

    Maybe a worker from the theater needs to be dressed in plain clothes and be a “movie marshall” and bust them out like that. But, that would cost too much money….


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