Time for another dose of Words & Phrases. The first and second installments did very well and it didn’t take too long to come up with enough items for a third update. If you missed the first two, I suggest you give them a look before continuing.
Manscaping - It is common practice for a female to shave their “cash and prizes” area… but when a man does it, its called Manscaping!
University of Life - If someone you know is a complete idiot or does something stupid, you can say they graduated from the University of Life! Credit to KattiKawn for this one.
Cooler than a Breeze - How you doin’? I’m cooler than a breeze… try it sometime, see the reaction you get heh.
The next set are dedicated to haters. You may come across some haters in your daily life and will need a good way to describe or converse with them. The first three are taken from an old ICP song.
Here, have a tall glass of Hater-Ade!
Coming up? Take the Ele-Hater!
Going to the swamp? Look out for the Alli-Haters!
Hey, what time is it? Hate-o’clock!
And last but not least… back in my dorm room days, somehow me, the ex and another friend got in a phase where we called each other Mr. and Ms. For example, I was Mr. Shawn and the friend was Ms. Stephanie. These nicknames struck really well and I still have about 3-4 people that call me Mr. Shawn as if it were my full, real name. Well… I saw this on someones forum signature a while back and I am determined to use it one day soon. It’s a bit tasteless so don’t take offense to it, but… the next time I am out in public with a bunch of my friends and one of them calls me Mr. Shawn, this will be my reply… “Now you know you are only supposed to call me Mr. when you are naked and on your knees!”
